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Subject: ;; Funny jokes With laugh ;;))))
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hamza_g 6.12.11 - 02:48pm
Welcome friends
Here u write a jokes, funny funny . . . And create a lovely fun . . .
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hamza_g 6.12.11 - 02:53pm
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Traffic police chalan book nikaal k bola: chal apna Naam bol?
Man: Trikuulavaty ThekeyparambliMuttu Iyyer Swami Ganpat Rao
Police (book band kr k) ;
Agli bar gari ke papers, NIC or licence sath rakhna..
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hamza_g 6.12.11 - 02:57pm
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School vs University
School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,
School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,
School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar
School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.
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hamza_g 6.12.11 - 03:03pm
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hamza_g 7.12.11 - 03:31am
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Yaad Hy Tmhe Wo School k Din.?
Hm Kitna Kehltay Thy
Baatain Kartay Thy.
Larrtay Thy
Hanstay Thy
Rotay Thy
Nahi Yaad.?
Kaise Yaad Hoga
Hm ek School Mein Kahan ParhtayThy.
Kamaal Krtay ho;-)
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urdughar 7.12.11 - 11:46am
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BACHELOR OF FLIRT
Trin Trin...
Gal: Hello Baby...
... ...Boy: Ohh, Jaan Bolo..
Gal:
Kahan Ho Yaar ?
Subah Se Koi Ata Pata Hi Nhi Hai Tumhara..!!
Boy:
Arey Hum To Khoye Huwe Hain Aapki Aankho Me..
Gal:
Abhi Kya Kar Rahe Ho???
Boy:
Tumhari Hi Pic Dekh Raha Hun,
Kahin Aur Mann Lag Hi Nahi Raha.
Gal:
Maine To Tumhe Apni Pic Di Hi Nahi..!
Boy:
Arey Tumhari Pic To Barson Se;
Mere Dil Mein Chapi Hui Hai..!
Gal:
Lekin Hum To Parson Hi Mile Hain Na ?? !!
Boy:
Tumhare Bina Ek Pal Bhi;
Barson Ke Samaan Hai Pinky...
Gal:
Pinky..??? Ye Pinky Kaun Hai??
Main To Divya Hun..!!
Boy:
Dekha Tumse Baat Karte Hi
Sab Kuch Bhool Jata Hun..!
Gal:
Tum Sunny Hi Ho Na???
Boy:
Ghar Waale To Arjun Kehte Hain,
But Wo Galat Ho Sakte Hain.. Tum Nahi..
Gal:
Ye '805843251' Ye Tumhara Hi No. Hai Na???
Boy:
Tha To Nahi But Ab Se Hai..!
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hamza_g 7.12.11 - 02:01pm
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *
hamza_g 7.12.11 - 02:04pm
Purani Kahawat Hy k Sote Waqt Koi Tension Lekar Nahin Sona Chahiye.
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Hairat hy,
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Phir Bhi Log
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Biwi K Sath hi Sote Hain.
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hamza_g 7.12.11 - 02:05pm
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Kabi kabi nhi roz mili,..
Mujhe Zindgi se hr ek moj mili..
Ek sacha dost manga tha Zindgi se..
minu ty Chavlaan di foj Mili;-)
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100cute 7.12.11 - 02:18pm
Great hamza 
. Faqeer: sahab! Mairi madad kijiey.Maira saman , baal bachey , makaan , rupia sab kuch jal gay hain sahab: Magar is ka saboot kaya hai? Faqeer: janab! Saboot bhi tha magar wo bhi makaan kay sath he jal gaya. *
swtchoco 7.12.11 - 04:56pm
*Agar PAAGAL ho tho
iss msg ko padte hi call karna..
*MAHAA PAAGAL ho tho
miscall dena..
*BEWKUF ho tho
massege karna..
*TEENO ho tho
chup rehna...!
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hamza_g 7.12.11 - 05:21pm
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *
swtchoco 8.12.11 - 01:59am
What is The Minimum Area With Maximum decoration..
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Think..
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GIRLz FACE :-):-D;-)
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hamza_g 8.12.11 - 11:19am
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Teacher to chiLd!
Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??
Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
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hamza_g 9.12.11 - 03:17am
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Phool hoon gulaab ka chambeli ka nahi,
Ashiq hoon apka, apki saheli ka nahi *
100cute 9.12.11 - 02:02pm hamza and maham! *
hamza_g 9.12.11 - 02:44pm
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Close your eyes and think about yourself,
Your face
Your style
Your nature
Your smile
Your looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR movie dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo
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100cute 10.12.11 - 01:43pm
Allama iqbal nay eagle say kaha kay tm itna uncha udtey ho tmhein dr nahi lagta? Eagle:teri meherbani iqbal ina na sochea kr *
hamza_g 12.12.11 - 04:20pm
*Aqwaal-e Zarreen*
Behtreen
Insan wo hai
Jis ka Aap msg parh rahe hain;
Shukria:-
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hamza_g 12.12.11 - 04:27pm
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Style of breaking up:
Boy bought a gift for His new Girl friend-
GirlFriend:What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: You wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p
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hotguy24 12.12.11 - 04:42pm
Ha ha ha ha.. *
swtchoco 14.12.11 - 03:58pm
Kya halat ho gayi hai zamane ki,.
Sabko adat hai paise bachane ki,.
Company walo ne itne saste kar diye sms,.
Lekin
adat nahi sudhri chawanni bachaane walo ki.,.
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hamza_g 17.12.11 - 09:40am
Ha ha ha ha ha ha *
hamza_g 17.12.11 - 09:41am
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wife : Ghar nahi aa sakti..
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..
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After 1hour,
SHe calls back : Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi..
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100cute 17.12.11 - 12:58pm v funny! hamza n swt! 
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swtchoco 18.12.11 - 04:46am
Beautiful lines 4 you:-)
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Next time
Ii'll send Beautiful circles 4 you:-)
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hamza_g 18.12.11 - 05:13am
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Girl: its too cold over here
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boy: do u want my jacket?
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girl: no i want ur arms around me!
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boy:
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pagal aisi batain nahi kartey gunah milta hai!
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SubhaanAllah keh kr forward karain. *
anam_16 18.12.11 - 05:46am
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swtchoco 18.12.11 - 08:34am
A Boy fully drunk,
came home late,
quietly took laptop
&
started working 2 avoid dads scolding..
Dad:Are you Drunk?
Son:No..
Dad:Then what the hell you doing with my suitcase..?
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swtchoco 19.12.11 - 03:45pm
Heart Touching Story...
A Boy Loved a Girl..
but,
never proposed her..
1 day he decided to tell her at 1 a.m.,
he typed I LOVE YOU..
And sent it..
After a few seconds he got a message..
He decided to see it the next day and slept..
Next day he read the message and shocked..
It was written
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Your account balance is insufficient to Rs. 0.10..
Message sending failed..:
Eheheh;);)
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100cute 19.12.11 - 04:17pm
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hamza.g 26.12.11 - 09:28am
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Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend?
She : Yes , Who are you ? :O
He : Im your brother , Just wait till i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend?
She : No !
He : Im your boyfriend , You just broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let me reach the house :D:D
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anam_16 27.12.11 - 09:19am *
hamza.g 27.12.11 - 09:30am
Is se pta chalta hai k boys r inteligent . . . . *
swtchoco 29.12.11 - 02:45pm
Please take this msg seriously...
A poor girl sakshi from jodhpur
is suffering from mental disorder..
Plz help her by sending your
Photo for Shock Treatment..: ):)
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anam_16 29.12.11 - 03:06pm
Hehe! U can send her ur pic swt! 
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hamza_g 29.12.11 - 04:35pm
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usay bus mera name
he btana wo Darr jaye ge or healthy ho jaye ge *
hamza_g 29.12.11 - 04:42pm
ye pic dikhana swtchoco . . .
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swtchoco 5.01.12 - 05:12pm
Bahu: maa ji kal rat meri unse ladai ho gayi
Saas: koi bat nahi itna to har pati patni k bich hota he
Bahu: ji wo sab to thik he par ab
laash ka kya karu..? *
hamza_g 6.01.12 - 07:56am *
hamza_g 6.01.12 - 08:02am
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Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
He went to eat it,
But
On the way he saw a keeri,
He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-
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hamza_g 6.01.12 - 08:04am
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Height Of Fashion:
3 Year Old Baby Telling His Mom
Mom Pamper Zara Neechay Bandhain Baggy Look Aata Hai
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hamza_g 10.01.12 - 04:58pm
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This joke for boys
Newtons 1st Law of poondi
Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until a thappar or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s**t upon his head by a lovely girl
This force is called be-ezzti, whichis directly propotional to sharmindagi..
but Beghairti remains constnt.B-);-)
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hamza_g 16.01.12 - 04:04pm
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Mohabaat mein Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai
Faraz..
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Ap Ka Matluba Number Dosri Line Pr Masruf Hai
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hamza_g 16.01.12 - 04:08pm
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Boy: Muje 1 bottle blood dedo..
Nurse: Blood group bolo..
Boy: Koi b chlega..
Nurse: Kaise chalega..?
Boy: Girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai.
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hamza_g 1.02.12 - 10:24am
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Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein
Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?
Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya.
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